You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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