That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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