I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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