The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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