Nicole vs. Life
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
