Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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