Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
