Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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