Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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