So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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