I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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