I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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