i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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