Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
