quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
Come see our sink grown plant.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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