no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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