Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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