rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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