it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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