great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
high people should be assigned attendants
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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