I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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