Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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