Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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