We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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