Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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