He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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