I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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