: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He? As in you personified your dick?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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