I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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