its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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