Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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