WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
What changed your mind?
Being sober
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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