When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
this is an emotional support booty call
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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