woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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