theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
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