i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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