So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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