No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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