I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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