If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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