he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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