Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
thus making me awesome and them whores
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Randomize
