How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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