Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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