I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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