My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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