just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
