Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
