all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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