doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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