I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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