you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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