She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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