She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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