haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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