I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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