You're my little dorito
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Randomize
